Gas

I work with 5 clients every week. I enjoy them all. I truly do. However, 3 of my clients are the gassiest people I have EVER met. IN MY LIFE!

I firmly believe that by spending so much time with them (4 days a week) they have somehow done something to me. Because I don't remember ever being this gassy.

I know, I know, so not a feminine topic. Well, it gets even better. I'm not a cute tooter. They aren't silent. They make it sound like a raft of ducks have made a home in my backside.

I guess it's a good thing I live alone. When I ever find someone they will have to think darts are funny. Then we'll laugh constantly. I will have to make sure he's NOT a duck hunter though. Don't want to get shot in my sleep. 😳