Today I went grocery shopping. I got home and while trying to bring in grocery shopping a beetle attacked me. I'm used to being hit by bugs once in a while, but this thing kept going for my neck. So, after I finished screaming like a little girl because it was obviously out to "get me" I realized he just had a crush and was trying to leave his mark on me to warn off all the other beetles out there that I was spoken for. However, I'm still not keen on hickeys at all!
Future reference to one and all who may be interested in me: a nice card or flower will work better than a bruise on my skin.......just sayin
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