Hickey part III.....

Well, turns out its not just men who like to give me hickeys.....what do I mean you ask?

Today I went grocery shopping.  I got home and while trying to bring in grocery shopping a beetle attacked me. I'm used to being hit by bugs once in a while, but this thing kept going for my neck. So, after I finished screaming like a little girl because it was obviously out to "get me" I realized he just had a crush and was trying to leave his mark on me to warn off all the other beetles out there that I was spoken for.  However, I'm still not keen on hickeys at all!

Future reference to one and all who may be interested in me: a nice card or flower will work better than a bruise on my skin.......just sayin

Hickeys part II...or is it III?

I know I've mentioned that I hate hickeys before right?  Well, it's still true. A couple of weeks ago I decided to try and put myself "back out there".  I met a guy, we talked, we met...we kissed...he's a good kisser, I didn't realize he had such a large mouth, or had quite so much suction. 

The next morning, and this shows how awake I was, I got out of the shower and thought my tattoo was running/melting lol. Needless to say- I didn't see him again. 

I really hate hickeys-no joke!

Damn! He did it again

Seriously? What is it about men and hickeys? Or is it just my man?

When I first started seeing him I remember one of our first "make out session" (how high school do I feel right now?) he asked me how I feel about hickeys. Before I could even form a thought -that's how good he is- he dove right in and next thing I knew I had a hickey. OMGoodness!! I HATE hickeys. The only one I ever really enjoyed was when I was visiting a gay friend in college with my best friend M. We were all joking around and he was kissing her neck and gave her a hickey by accident. It was funny, really funny. She didn't believe us when we told her she had it until she looked in the mirror and almost killed him. (you really had to be there to fully understand the hot, but trust me, it was hysterical)

Anyway, I'm not a fan. So, today I went over to see my guy (we have opposite schedules and both have kids so it's difficult to get together-if you know what I mean;~}) so we started kissing and next thing I realize I'm feeling way too much suction so I pulled away. Needless to say, I THOUGHT I pulled away in time- I did not. When I left I looked into my mirror in the car to see a hickey on my neck. I'm gonna hurt him, I really think I will. Ok, well maybe not, but if he does it again........